date-a-girl-who-reads:

lol is that real?

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-Shel Silverstein

(Source: kittykatnatnat)

The girls I’m roommates with are the bossiest and most entitled people ever. I was studying the other day and one of them turned off the light because “it was too hot.” And they were too lazy to study as well. SO SOLIDARITY, SISTER! -.-

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jennamarbles:

All worn out from playing at the dog park (Taken with instagram)

• Teacher teaching about e-mails in class.
• Teacher: Go to hotmale.com.
• Student: WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER CLASS IS THIS?

allisonelisabeta:

not sure what i’m looking at

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thegreatest:

Good night!

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(Source: reddit.com)

(Source: inamorataofbooks)

“So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.”

STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)

That’s how it works, right? Your marriage is only special if everyone else can’t have one. 

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